Such a love/hate relationship with this god-forsaken yet simultaneously heaven-sent channel. Such a love relationship with writing running diaries of cultural events.
I'm still on the fence about this Sway in a chopper gimmick. On the one hand it's immensely stupid. It gives me a headache just trying to wrap my mind around the the fact that this idea was actually voiced by someone let alone looked upon as a good idea by his/her peers. But on the other hand the creepy factor of Sway hovering above celebrities like Katy Perry and calling them on the phone and telling to wave their lipstick out the sunroof is too good.
Mind-blowing fact of the night: Sway has a daughter.
Jonas Brothers are so jewish-looking.
ASHLEE SIMPSON IS SO PREGNANT.
I wish Obama would show up.
British host whose name continually evades me: "Kobe Bryant welcome to the VMAs!...(to Vanessa Bryant) hello to you as well."
Annnnd that's the pre-show.
The VMAs have started and it's too brilliant of a trainwreck for me to write on any further. God speed.